this bitch.

so my fellow readers, i have this problem. my family and i call it the "bayardo luck". why? because it ALWAYS happens to us.

what is it that happens to us you ask? well... ha haa! its those times when your in fuckin line at target or wal mart then your next in line and the fuckin machines stop working and YOU and ONLY YOU have to be the only one to wait for that bitch to call the manager and fix that shit and they dont even CONSIDER being like oh well this cashier will take your things until the END of like the 1 whole hour your standing their.
my mom? shes just like lets bounce, leaves all the shit their and is like over it. i cant do that, i neeeeeeed the hello kitty ON SALE shirt i bought khloe or the 2 dollar on sale shoes wtf who would pass that deal up! anyways.

this time it was not at a huge store it actually happend to me at a thrift store. im not racist at all i love my niggas my beans my white people. but to be completely honest when someone i hate or dislike is white i take it as that person is representing their race and your actin a fuckin fool, you and your whole fuckin SHIT is wack okay? i dont mean it personally but its the way i talk. eventually i will stop maybe not who gives a fuck your gunna read my damn post anyway!

so im in this thrift store lookin for a damn car seat for my moms car kuz im tiiiiiiiireeeedddd of having to switch the car seat everyday. so im in that bitch some dude is like putting shit away breathing all heavily blad ass white dude and im like O.O (da fuck?) and i was like maybe he thinks imma thief and im gunna shank his ass......... so im like "hiii, i was wondering if you had toddler car seats?" yes actually i think we do let me go get it for you. talks to this lady idk wtf, they go price it, 25$. its those old ass car seats that dont have a belt strap in them. like you place that bitch in the car have the baby sit on it and put the car belt over them. i dont even think those fuckers are legal anymore. anyways.

the guy is like lemme see if she can lower the price to 20$ and im like your god damn right you better lower the price wtf you telling me for. so im their looking at the seat like -.- and ask this old white lady at the register "how does this work? kuz i have a car seat but it has a belt strap in the car seat; would i just have to put the car belt over her?" and shes like yea i think so all agreeing with me and then shes like let me ask the owner i dont have kids so i really wouldnt know. 3minutes later shes like "its a really nice car seat and for a good price." bitch.

wtf do you know about car seats your telling me you dont have children? what if it isnt even a car seat and my kid dies and your telling me its a good car seat? what if your wrong and i get pulled over by the popo bitch i will come for your ass and shove my ticket up your white wrinkled ass for that nice car seat you sold me. so,

i thought about that and thought "hey i should blog about this"

then! (gasp!) the fuckin owner comes and is like yea well you put the belt on her", looks dead at me(lmfao) and is like "its the law you know." and nods her head like shes fuckin CIA. bitch if i didnt know it was the law i wouldnt be in your fuckin store looking for a damn car seat GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE! i was like why......are you talking to me. lmao idk that shit pisses me off like im MEXICAN so i dont know the law? oh if i was white i bet she wouldnt tell me that shit. she was busy tryna sell some couches to some wealthy white people so she didnt care about my sale.

i left that joint. with a toy for khloe. but best believe i aint ever EVA EVA EVA going their lmao

ugh life!

ttyl<3